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Albert Gregory Meyer was an American Catholic prelate who served as Archbishop of Chicago from 1958 until his death in 1965. He was appointed a cardinal in 1959. He previously served as Archbishop of Milwaukee from 1953 to 1958 and as Bishop of Superior from 1946 to 1953.
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