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{"type":"standard","title":"FC Guardia","displaytitle":"FC Guardia","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q30115961","titles":{"canonical":"FC_Guardia","normalized":"FC Guardia","display":"FC Guardia"},"pageid":54005112,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0e/FC_Guardia_logo.png","width":120,"height":120},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0e/FC_Guardia_logo.png","width":120,"height":120},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1181417478","tid":"f0592c19-712a-11ee-8ddc-63814d7ac920","timestamp":"2023-10-22T22:32:53Z","description":"Association football club in Vatican City","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Guardia","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Guardia?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Guardia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:FC_Guardia"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Guardia","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/FC_Guardia","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Guardia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:FC_Guardia"}},"extract":"FC Guardia is a Vaticanese football club that currently plays in the Vatican City Championship, the top level of football in Vatican City. The current club president is Christoph Graf and the current managers are Fabio Bortoluzzi and Antonio Maria. The team, like all Vatican clubs, plays its matches at the Campo Cardinale Francis Joseph Spellman in Rome, Italy. Despite being founded in 1924, the team has never won the league championship. The squad consists of members of the Pontifical Swiss Guard.","extract_html":"
FC Guardia is a Vaticanese football club that currently plays in the Vatican City Championship, the top level of football in Vatican City. The current club president is Christoph Graf and the current managers are Fabio Bortoluzzi and Antonio Maria. The team, like all Vatican clubs, plays its matches at the Campo Cardinale Francis Joseph Spellman in Rome, Italy. Despite being founded in 1924, the team has never won the league championship. The squad consists of members of the Pontifical Swiss Guard.
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Barford St Martin is a village and civil parish in Wiltshire, England, about 2.5 miles (4 km) west of Wilton, around the junction of the A30 and the B3089. Barford is known as one of the Nadder Valley villages, named for the River Nadder which flows through the parish.
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